Turkish Sex Matters -- Lovers in the Spotlight

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It Ain't Over Till It is Over<br /><br />At some point, Turkish Gossip Columnists may well begin to really feel guilty about (or get tired of) taking the constant mickey out of P&#305nar Altug for her high-profile, high-voltage adore-life -- but that point doesn't seem to have been reached quite yet...<br /><br />For those unfamiliar with Pinar Hanim's past infidelities and present amorous antics (which are the root trigger of all the media attention), please see Part 1 of our series about the 'Lying Eyes Club of Turkey' (also obtainable here on the EzineArticles internet site).<br /><br />Take, for example, Aksam Newspaper's Gossip Columnist Serder Turgut -- who nonetheless won't cut Pinar Hanim any slack when it comes to her current toy-boy lover, the 23-year-old Yagmur Atacan... Here's a sampling from Turgut's column (of last Friday) -- concerning "Pinar Altug's Top 7 List -- Benefits of Getting a Young Lover".<br /><br />1) Pinar Hanim can get pregnant, and in the Lamaze course she can practice diaper altering and baby burping -- not with a toy plastic doll like the other mothers-to-be, but with her own genuine toy-boy.<br /><br />2) When she decides to subscribe to DigiTurk (the multi-channel Turkish Cable Tv service) she'll save on fees by opting for the affordable 'Family Package' -- which consists of the "Jo Jo" Children's Channel that will meet all of her toy-boy's viewing needs.<br /><br />three) She'll be perceived as being really 'with it' and 'cool' in social circles... since when you're in a crowd, folks value you according to the youthful attractiveness of your escort.<br /><br />4) Boy youngsters don't simply give up masturbation despite their mother's admonitions, even when she tells them they'll go blind if the don't stop. But in Pinar Altug's residence if she says, "Stop playing with yourself," to her toy-boy, he'll do as she says -- in anticipation of what will surely follow.<br /><br />5) When she eats out with her toy-boy at an pricey restaurant like Lucca (Istanbul) his food bill will be fairly low -- because his tastes do not run beyond <b>Lapa</b> (any watery, mushy food for babies).<br /><br />6) She'll also save money on family well being insurance. When the couple require to get their wellness checkups, the toy-boy's expense will be negligible. There'll be no need to have for prostate exams, for example.<br /><br />7) In contrast to other ladies in her age group, she won't be forced to listen to endless discussions about her toy-boy's comparative abilities when he's on Levitra, Cialis or Viagra.<br /><br />Will 'slings and arrows' of this sort continue to plague the lovers significantly longer? Almost certainly not...and whilst they weather the storm, they can take comfort in the warmth that appears to be emanating from their steamy relationship!<br /><br />
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